girlfriend:
"I’m not fazed, I hang around big stars all day. I don’t see what the big deal is anyways. You’re just plain old john to me"

me:
"First off you don’t know john, at all so don’t grow partial.
That’s ammo for my arsenal, i’ll slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can’t have, ooh girl that’s too damn bad
Don’t touch what you can’t grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can’t stand
Girl you just blew your chance, don’t mean to ruin your plans…"
apparently, some people haven’t been properly introduced to Mr.Sarcasm. Too bad he moved recently. I hear he’s up in California. Try your luck there 😉




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