Me and my girlfriend had a fight last night, based on our convo below, who was right?
girlfriend:
"I’m not fazed, I hang around big stars all day. I don’t see what the big deal is anyways. You’re just plain old john to me"
me:
"First off you don’t know john, at all so don’t grow partial.
That’s ammo for my arsenal, i’ll slap you off that bar stool
There goes another lawsuit, leave handprints all across you
Good Lordy whoadie, you must be gone off that water bottle
You want what you can’t have, ooh girl that’s too damn bad
Don’t touch what you can’t grab, end up with two backhands
Put anthrax on a tampax, and slap you till you can’t stand
Girl you just blew your chance, don’t mean to ruin your plans…"
apparently, some people haven’t been properly introduced to Mr.Sarcasm. Too bad he moved recently. I hear he’s up in California. Try your luck there 😉
You must be a rapper in disguise or you’ve a gift in this. (:
Your girlfriend is defeated, she couldn’t have been able to retort/retaliate in this situation.
you were right how dare she
i think that you are thinking of becoming a rapper like eminem or what?
1) Who talks like that?
2) Isn’t that a song?
3) This clearly didn’t happen
I think this whole thing is just idiotic.