im a construction worker and i keep razord blades in my back pocket, and when im at the bar, i get off the stool and theres blood all over it
LMFAO u all failzzz
So you are cutting your buttocks with razor blades and leaving blood on stools at the bar. Simply remove the blades from your pockets before sitting down. What is it these other people are not getting? Good gawd!
Did you check you pants inside the pocket for cuts from the razor blades. It might be they cut through the fabric in your pants and cut you. Next time use a utility knife with retractable blade and make sure the blade is up in the knife. If not this go see your doctorto get checked for bleeding piles. Good Luck and have a nice day.
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You have some type of hemorrhoids. If you can’t see or feel them outside of your rectum, then they are probably inside the rectum.
creeepy… go see a doc.
u probably killed someone while u were drunk.
Go for your Colonoscopy that should help.
So you are cutting your buttocks with razor blades and leaving blood on stools at the bar. Simply remove the blades from your pockets before sitting down. What is it these other people are not getting? Good gawd!
Did you check you pants inside the pocket for cuts from the razor blades. It might be they cut through the fabric in your pants and cut you. Next time use a utility knife with retractable blade and make sure the blade is up in the knife. If not this go see your doctorto get checked for bleeding piles. Good Luck and have a nice day.
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lmao.