I fell over and landed on..?
Thursday, May 27th, 2010 at
6:32 am
The pole of a bar stool I’m installing, and it went right up my poo cave.
I’m sitting here impaled, I have no idea what to do. I have no cellphone within reach but I have this laptop.
It really hurts.
What can I do?
First thing to do: Don’t panic.
Second thing: Shout for help. Your ‘poo cave’ may be severely damaged.
Third thing: If in reach, ice your ‘poo cave’
Fourth thing: Remember to rest it after the injury. Do not indulge in bread or prunes.
Fifth thing: No ana.l se.x. It may rupture the cave.
Sixth thing: You may need a plaster cast. I hear that it itches rather badly while on, so I would exfoliate deeply before hand.
All the best.
hahahah
*man raped by bar stool*
fuq you jigga boo.