What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in your house after a night of drinking?
We used to have a room dedicated to the various traffic signs and cones we acquired, and other times there was a set of velvet ropes (like in a movie theater), an empty beer keg, a set of bar stools and once an incredibly heavy concrete garden gnome.
What’s the weirdest thing you’ve woken up to discover?

Tagged with: bar stools • beer keg • concrete garden • cones • empty beer • garden gnome • movie theater • traffic signs • velvet ropes
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I got so hammered once, I started playing my electric guitar, turned it up LOUD and promptly passed out like that, so I must have made some strange music during the night!! Never again!!! Ha ha!!
Having sexual fantisies of me having sex with Nick.
my pit bull having oral sex with my best friends old lady
My co-worker half naked on my living room couch. We went out the night before and when she’s drunk, it’s very difficult to wake her up. I would hear her go in the bathroom & then I’d holler for her to wake up, since I knew she was sleeping in there. Well, I decided to go to sleep & when I woke up, I realised she left her pants in the bathroom. Then she asks me where her clothes were. *shakes head*
A goat.
A tobaccan sled, a single ski pole, a leather dart case, a pair of crusty underwear, two-week old pizza slice, a red traffic stop sign, a friend who stayed over for a week, countless beer mugs and shot glasses, the list goes on and on.
a woman i didn’t know and not real cute.
My friend laying in her own puddle of pee!! EEWW
you know the movie coyote ugly? remember what that stands for? when you wake up after a night of drinking you look over and you want to chew your arm off so you dont disturb the person on your arm!!