What is the most embarassing thing you have done while you were drunk?
Thursday, November 26th, 2009 at
4:53 am
I pooped my pants on my 21 birthday. I was so drunk at the bar, I fell off the bar stool, my bf carried me over his shoulder to my truck. I ended up in the bathroom puking over the toilet when I got home. I musta lost control when I was heaving and stuff ended up coming out the other end. I swear I don’t remember any of this. He put me in the bathtub and cleaned me up, changed my clothes, and put me to bed … but not before he took pictures. I didn’t know any of this happened till he told me the next day.
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I dropped my pants around 10:00 P.M. on New Years Eve, about 23 years ago. Then I passed out. I do remember that.
I’ve never been drunk but its fun to con money off of drunks in a bar
Once i had an ice cream and i went outside . I seen my friends cat(i was at her house) so i decided to go feed it…… Well it was sitting on the swing set. So i sat on top of the slide and i passed out… My friends made fun of me for the nexy two weeks .. It was so funny and it still is.. lol..haha
Once when I was totally drunk I pissed in my g/f’s mothers clothes hamper. I didn’t until she told me and showed me the next morning.
i worked for a Disc Jockey company, and we took out one of the limo’s from the company we worked close with. A 2002 Escalade Limo, back in 2002, it was brand new. So after drinking a least half a bottle of vodka, started puking out the window on the New Jersey Turnpike. After puking for a few minutes, sat back down, than turned to the girl I was with, and tried to hook up with her. Not pleasant site. Funny, thinking about it now.
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At a girlfriends uncles wedding one time, started to dance on one of the tables for her sister. The table tipped over, and as the table fell beneath me, I covered my lower pant legs and shoes in candle wax. That too real funny.
I’m not old enough to be drunk but my dad’s most embarrassing moment drunk was probably when he thought some guy was beating the crap out of someone and he scolded him about it.
I throw an drink down while i was dancing and blamed it on someone else so security would clean it up.
i jumped on a trampoline naked i was drunk
I stared at the fire and laughed and laughed and laughed and when they asked me what I was laughing about I said the fire its on fire and kept laughing. I dont reamber this!
Oh my God -you poor thing that sounds awful!!!
Well the most embarassing thing I ever did drunk ( years ago) was when me & a friend of mine downed a fifth of E&J’s Brandy -she gave my car keys to some guy and we all got in my car with four other guys – I was sitting in the front on one guys lap and I started feeling sick -I told him to pull over but he wouldn’t – he was driving on a dirt road in the woods -I stuck my head out the window and puked & got it all over everyone in the back seat cause the window was down back there -They screamed at me and said I was nasty!!!- so he pulled over and I opened the door and fell down in a very deep ditch and a guy had to go get me – when he picked me up I threw up on him -next thing I know I woke -up in some old lady’s house and my car was still gone -I got it back 6 hours later -they had cleaned me up and dumped me off and went joy-riding!!! I’ll never drink like that again!!! That was about 7 years ago – now i stick to wine if I drink
Theres too many to put here,I guess my most embarassing thing would have to be:I had a younger guy friend coming over,I put on my new green nitie,while I was waiting for him,I ran out of cigarettes,It was around 2 in the morning,I figured noone in my apartment complex was still awake,so I decided to go down to my car[about 75yds away from my front door]I put on a thin jacket,well my walkway was totally downhill,I guess I was going too fast,when I got to the curb in front of my car I thought I had time to step over it,but instead I tripped over it ,I was outside ,half naked ,and on the asphalt.I had just enough time to get inside,clean my blooded knees,elbows,too.I changed clothes.When he got there he asked me why I was crying,I had to show him my cuts,he laughed so hard I thought he would hurt himself.
Another time i could’nt get the toilet to flush,and the next morning my ex husband asked me what I was doing to the washing machine last night,I had peed in the washer,how I got up un it is beyond me.
Probably not the most embarassing but one of the embarassing moments is when we were done at the bar and before heading home we stopped at a hot dog stand. Well I wasnt in the mood for a hot dog but I saw the pickles and they looked so so yummy and I just had to have one so I asked the guy how much the pickles were. First I can’t believe I actually asked someone how much a pickle was and then I started eating them one at a time and must have had at least 10 pickles before leaving there. I didnt care then but thinking abut it the next morning I felt like a complete ass.
Another one is when I was drunk and living at college in a dorm. I was looking out the peep hole on a chair because I was too short to see through it on my feet. Well after I was done looking I sat down on the chair and looked at my toes with my foot in the air. I must have had toe socks on or something because I said " I have 5 toes on each foot" I don’t remember this, I was told the next morning. But then I fell off the chair and landed on my butt on the floor. I remember that though because it hurt lol.
One more is when I was really drunk, we were talking about going to play out in the snow and a friend said they didnt have any snow pants. Well I was really drunk and said "You dont need sssssssssssnow pantsssssss, you jusssst need 2 pairs of pantsssssssss" SLurring every single S and then left the room in a hurry, feeling really dumb and fell on the floor because it was ssssssslippery.