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	<title>Comments on: What is a good defense against a bar stool?</title>
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		<title>By: Danimal</title>
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		<dc:creator>Danimal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A pistol.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A pistol.</p>
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		<title>By: JabJuda</title>
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		<dc:creator>JabJuda</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>a GUN.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>a GUN.</p>
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		<title>By: .</title>
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		<dc:creator>.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Keep your butt out of bars.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Keep your butt out of bars.</p>
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		<title>By: Miss Ann Thrope</title>
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		<dc:creator>Miss Ann Thrope</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The way I see it, as long as that person hoists a chair or barstool above the head, that leaves the chest and groin area wide open.  Master those possibilities, Grasshopper.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The way I see it, as long as that person hoists a chair or barstool above the head, that leaves the chest and groin area wide open.  Master those possibilities, Grasshopper.</p>
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		<title>By: Meru</title>
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		<dc:creator>Meru</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A beer bottle...chuck it at their head, and haul butt. &lt;ranged attacks ftw!&gt;
or as the lady above me said
a good swift kick to the family jewls ought to do it..</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A beer bottle&#8230;chuck it at their head, and haul butt. &lt;ranged attacks ftw!&gt;<br />
or as the lady above me said<br />
a good swift kick to the family jewls ought to do it..</p>
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		<title>By: Jerry</title>
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		<dc:creator>Jerry</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As they raise the chair/bar stool over their head, you charge them while they are bringing it up and back.  They can&#039;t hit you if you are too close to them.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As they raise the chair/bar stool over their head, you charge them while they are bringing it up and back.  They can&#8217;t hit you if you are too close to them.</p>
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		<title>By: Julio C</title>
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		<dc:creator>Julio C</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>wear a helmet when you go out or just buy a gun, they won&#039;t do i to you ever again after you shoot them</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>wear a helmet when you go out or just buy a gun, they won&#8217;t do i to you ever again after you shoot them</p>
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		<title>By: kevin</title>
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		<dc:creator>kevin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A Gun!</description>
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		<title>By: Stuart F</title>
		<link>http://furniturebarstool.net/what-is-a-good-defense-against-a-bar-stool.php/comment-page-1#comment-92</link>
		<dc:creator>Stuart F</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>A pool cue, also found in bars and has a greater range.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A pool cue, also found in bars and has a greater range.</p>
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		<title>By: Frank the tank</title>
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		<dc:creator>Frank the tank</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jul 2009 09:45:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pressing charges so that person gets arrested for assault with a weapon, followed by a lawsuit with a good lawyer.

You can get that person in jail, and/or get money in a settlement.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pressing charges so that person gets arrested for assault with a weapon, followed by a lawsuit with a good lawyer.</p>
<p>You can get that person in jail, and/or get money in a settlement.</p>
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