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A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter.
"Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!"

the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink.
"And leave the bottle!"
the bartender leaves the bottle and goes back to cleaning hte bar. A second, even drunker man walks in and sits in the seat next to the first.
"Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey! And leave the bottle!"
The bartender gets the whiskey and goes back to cleaning the bar. The two drunks begin to chat.
1- "So, where ye be from?"
2- "Oh, aye, I be from Ireland"
1- "I’m from Ireland too!"

so they clink glasses and drink

1- "So where in Ireland be ye from?"
2- "Oh, aye, I be from Dublin"
1- "I’m from Dublin too!"

So they clink glasses and drink.
1- "So, where in Dublin did ye go to school?"
2- "Oh, aye, I went to St. Catherine’s"
1- "I went to St.Catherine’s too!"

so they clink glasses and drink.

Meanwhile, the bartenders phone rings. He picks it up:

"Hello? Oh, hi honey. Yeah, I might be a little late again tonight. Yeah, the O-Reily twins are drunk again."

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