There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer.
A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ”That was a karate chop from Korea.”
The big guy went to the restroom and the little guy ordered himself another beer. About 20 minutes later the big guy came back and karate chopped the little guy in the back again. The little guy got up and dusted himself off and the big guy told him,”That was a karate chop from China.”
The little guy got up and decided he wasn’t going to take any more of this, so he left the bar. About an hour later the little guy comes back to the bar and he hits the big guy in the back. The big guy is knocked out cold and he’s on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender , ”Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears!”

Tagged with: bar stool • bartender • china • crowbar • karate chop • korea • restroom • sears
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DUMB JERKS DONT REALIZE..
people dont always have jokes they make up to put on here,, they put them on here cuz they thought they were funny and they want other people ot enjoy them!!
I have heard but i still love it!!
star fo you!
hahahhahahahaha hilarious. cant stop laughing. keep it up!….u rock!
this joke will be passed on to many friends! =) we need more funny users like you who can actually post a good joke. =)
the 85th reincarnation of a very old joke.
Yeah, I’ve heart that before, it’s pretty good though.
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um… haha?
funny
not that funny
lol nice.
That’s Great! Here’s a star.
ROTFL.. very funny
hahahha
hahahaha!!!! loved the joke!! smart lil guy!!