The chairs are mocking me?
yesterday i was walking into me local resteraunt and as soon as I walked in the chairs started yelling me….so as any sane man would have i took one of the chairs and started taking its leg off and beating it with it, then later that same day i was in a bar and the stools were all like "tell your mom last night was wonderfull" so i said "DON’T TALK ABOUT MY MOM" and then the stool threw a beer at me, so i burned that stool to try to make an example out of it. Then tonight i went into the same bar and it happened again. What can I do to show all these chairs that I am not one to be taken llightly.
Please help
The chairs symbollize chairs you dumb@ss…You should go to a psychiatrist because you think to much into things like this
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what!?
Well maybe you and your chairs could go to a couple classes together to learn to get along. Or maybe you could just keep away from them so you dont get into any trouble with them
Burn down the bar, to show you are not to be messed with.
GET HELP.. AND FAST because chairs and stools should be talking to you like this. LOL
so who do the chairs symbolise
well probably some rough guys
just take the "chairs" to a moshin’ pit and beat the crap out of them
either stop doing crack(lol jk)or tell those chairs to go f*ck themselves and if that doesn’t work start carrying around a lethal weapon and kick their @$$es if they don’t stop
They’re just making fun of you because they have 4 nice long legs— you’ve only got 3, and one of them is pitifully small.