Saturday, November 14th, 2009 at
9:46 am
dream 1 didn’t occur too long ago, i had a dream that my aunt, my cousin, and i were driving on the freeway and as we turned the curve the car tipped over & teeter tottered over the side of the road. the car then tipped over and slid down the side. we all got [...]
Wednesday, September 9th, 2009 at
9:46 am
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Tuesday, September 8th, 2009 at
9:53 am
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Sunday, September 6th, 2009 at
12:05 pm
The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The [...]
Saturday, September 5th, 2009 at
5:06 pm
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Saturday, September 5th, 2009 at
2:32 pm
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Saturday, September 5th, 2009 at
7:15 am
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Friday, September 4th, 2009 at
12:15 pm
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Friday, September 4th, 2009 at
9:58 am
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 at
2:30 pm
Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!! Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home. The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink. After the last drink he attempts to [...]
Monday, August 24th, 2009 at
7:24 am
Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!! Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home. The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink. After the last drink he attempts to [...]
Sunday, August 23rd, 2009 at
2:27 pm
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Saturday, August 22nd, 2009 at
12:19 pm
A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]
Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at
10:52 am
He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to [...]
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 at
9:49 am
Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!! Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home. The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink. After the last drink he attempts to [...]
Sunday, August 9th, 2009 at
4:48 am
I would like to pick your brains about some chairs I have in my classroom at the high school where I work. The chairs are rolling office chairs and the floor is linoleum. The wheels can be removed, but, without the wheels, the chair is not usable to sit on because the pole in the [...]