A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the screaming [...]

So, last night my boyfriend and I decided to have sex for the first time. We ended up going five rounds and this morning when I woke up I was really sore. I’m really swollen and whenever I try to go to the bathroom it burns and stings really bad. This isn’t the first time [...]

It seems that after the Oprah incedent where he was jumping on couches (lol), and confessing his love for kattie. That his career has been taken as “is this guy ok?”. People now see his career as flushed down the toilet. And ask the real question, How long has this guy been hiding his Foolish [...]

My 2½ year old daughter has always had a problem with bowel movements, most of the time having hard pellet like stools and being constipated. The doctors are not sure why, but by being on soy milk it is a little better but not completely. Today she has had 4 bm’s so far, the first [...]

My 2½ year old daughter has always had a problem with bowel movements, most of the time having hard pellet like stools and being constipated. The doctors are not sure why, but by being on soy milk it is a little better but not completely. Today she has had 4 bm’s so far, the first [...]

my fiance and i are having our firdt child together however she already has a son. and at first she seemed like a really good mom, but the more and more i watch the less i think of her, im almost to the point to where i dont want to be with her because i [...]

Okay, im at a major crossroad in my existance. This answer could prove futile to the realm in which i currently reside. I watch tv, so I know how banana peels are supposed to work. Ive put peels on the roads, no cars ever slip, they just crush my peels. Ive put peels on the [...]

Bartender points down the hall, says ” Since you’re a dog,help yourself. The toilet’s that way.” Bada bim, bada boom!

I pooped my pants on my 21 birthday. I was so drunk at the bar, I fell off the bar stool, my bf carried me over his shoulder to my truck. I ended up in the bathroom puking over the toilet when I got home. I musta lost control when I was heaving and stuff [...]