When I get on her from the ground, the saddle (its western) slips to the side, and its soo annoying because when I put all my weight to the right it still doesn’t straighten up. Shes really fat right now and barely has any withers (but shes losing weight, and I’m starting to see them [...]

You are at a bar when this happened. You weren’t wearing anything provactive, so you had no reason to be assulted. It was clear you had a boyfriend because you two kept cuddling each other on a bar stool. The guy who slapped your ass was in his 50′s and had greasy, unkempt hair. When [...]

Okay, im at a major crossroad in my existance. This answer could prove futile to the realm in which i currently reside. I watch tv, so I know how banana peels are supposed to work. Ive put peels on the roads, no cars ever slip, they just crush my peels. Ive put peels on the [...]