Rate my joke from 1-10. Here it is: Justin Bieber Walks into a bar, and asks to use a restroom. The bartender replies ‘over there young lady” in a serious tone. Being the “Genius” justin is, he walks cockily to the bar, and says “Exuse me?” in a tough guy voice. The bartender then says [...]

So went downtown last night to chase some broads. When I got to this new bar which opened right in the middle of the strip. I walked in without paying attention too much to the cluster of guys outside, since it was kinda early. I got to the bar and noticed that there weren’t very [...]

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ”That [...]

So went downtown last night to chase some broads. When I got to this new bar which opened right in the middle of the strip. I walked in without paying attention too much to the cluster of guys outside, since it was kinda early. I got to the bar and noticed that there weren’t very [...]

There was a little guy sitting at a bar drinking a beer. A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ”That [...]

This last weekend, my husband & I went out to the local bar, a rare occasion, but they still remembered us from last time. ( I can swallow a whole extra long pepperoni stick and slide it back up..get lots of free drinks & pepperoni) anyways, we were off in a corner sitting on stools [...]

Willys cynical thought for the day; Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got! A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.   “I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”   The man [...]

I booked airfare without him knowing ( I am taking him on a surprise vacation ) I stuck the airline tickets in between an anniversary card . Now I am just wondering how I should hand off the envelope to him in a creative way ? He is picking me up straight after work to [...]

A while later a huge guy walked into the bar and he went up to the little guy and karate chopped him in the back. The little guy fell off his bar stool and when he got up the big guy said, ”That was a karate chop from Korea.” The big guy went to the [...]