The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.” So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.” The [...]

I need several bar stools for a bar that is 41″ tall (i.e. the bottom ledge of the bar is 41″ from the ground). Does anyone have an idea of how tall my bar stools need to be? I am trying to order some online and I have found many that are 30″ in height [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

I am thinking of making a small b-day party for me & my boyfriend this sunday…. But we live in an apt…I am only going to invite my family n his direct family… and it is about 20 something people in total. are there any suggestions as what I can do to make the place [...]

The year was 1943. I was a young man, about 23. I was working in a machine shop in a copper mine in the city of Kolwezi, in southeastern Zaire. The shop sat between two big sheds with furnaces to burn slag from the ore. It was a large house made of corrugated sheet iron; [...]

I am building a bar in my poolhouse and I am trying to get an accurate finished height of the bar top. Most bar stools seem to have a 30″ seat height made for 42″ or so bar height. Is there any advantage to having a 43″ height over a 40″? Any input would be [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to 0. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay . The sixth would pay . [...]

I bought these two bar stools from Walmart and there are 29″, I needed the 24″ but I didn’t realize they were to high until I actually put them up to my bar, I cant return them so I thought of just shorting the legs would work, what do you think? And what tools are [...]

He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to [...]

One answer to one of my questions was the ‘explanation’ below. Apparently this justifies the Bush tax cuts to the rich. The Liberal (Democrat?) version of this would be in a restaurant to begin with, and the richest man would insist on paying every time, regarding it as his God-given duty. I know I would. [...]