Mom and dad. Natalie thought angrily. Of course. She took her hands and squeezed them together. It was a habit she did whenever she was angry, Words couldn’t express how upset she was. Specifically at her parents. If there was one thing she was good at, it was figuring things out and putting two-and-two together. [...]

Dear God, I been going to church again regularly since my engagement and I know you’re busy and can’t answer everyone’s prayers but I REALLY NEED SOME HELP HERE!!! I believe I may have inadvertently sold my soul not knowing the true nature of the beast that now toys with me as lovingly as a [...]

There wasn’t “mush-room.” Much-room. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet? He was trying to find Pooh. How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? Turn it upside down. Three gay men died. The day after, their husbands were discussing how great they were. “I loved my husband,” the first man said. [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. “I’m on the [...]

there is a blonde, a brunette and a red head in a grade three class room… Which one is the cutest? ……the blonde because shes eighteen A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutelyquiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 [...]

A blind guy’s mistake A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and [...]

A blind guy’s mistake A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]

Here’s one just for laughs….rate please A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole [...]

A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. “I’m on the [...]

Two Hillbillies in Arkansas were having the blue plate special (Road Kill) at their favorite diner, when they heard this awful choking sound. They turned around to see a lady, a few bar stools down, turning blue from wolfing down a burger too fast. The first hillbilly said to the other, “Think we otta’ hep?” [...]

Willys cynical thought for the day; Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got! A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.   “I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”   The man [...]

I’m posting this in a few places mainly cause i don’t know exactly where to post it lol but also to get a broader range of people to try it Murder at the Mod Club Chocolate House The mid morning conversation at Mod Club Chocolate House tended toward the monotonous. On any given day, Steve [...]

A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, “Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed.” The man says, “But this is a special dog — he talks!” “Yeah, right,” says the bartender. “Now get [...]

A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, “Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed.” The man says, “But this is a special dog — he talks!” “Yeah, right,” says the bartender. “Now get [...]