A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”
The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so [...]

Ok so i know this is a little random but what episode of Sonny With a Chance is it where Chad Dylan Cooper is on his set sitting on a bar stool and he answers the phone and says “CDC what it do” Help please because this is going to bother me lol

A woman goes into a bar and starts ordering Budweisers. She drinks them all night long, and by closing time, she is really hammered. Then she proposes having sex with every guy still left in the bar. She goes in the back room and takes care of all of them.
The next day, she shows up [...]

I’m looking at wooden library chairs for a commercial environment. Obviously I want a sturdy chair and when I see something like “mortise and tenon,” is that the best type of construction for such a chair? Is there something else I should look for? What type of questions should I ask the vendor?

okay, this is completely and totally a rough draft for the beginning of the preface of my book. read it. tell me what you think and what can be done to improve it. by the way, his name is “vincent”. violet just cant correctly pronounce the name yet. and remember, this is a rough draft, [...]

I’m looking for a small, possibly 3″x3″ ball bearing swivel. The ones I’ve found are 6″x6″ for bar stools. It’s what I’m looking for, I just need a smaller one. Anyone know where to look?

I just bought a table, 4 chairs, and matching china cabinet and would like help determining the value of it. I want to refinish it, but I want to make sure it’s not too valuable first. If you know a book or other resource that would be helpful, that would be great, too!
The [...]

THIS IS A LITTLE LONG SORRY!!! IF U HAVE ANY JOKES PLX TYPE THEM OR GIVE ME A LINK WHERE I CAN FIND THEM.
Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions!
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The assistant asked the [...]

I’m posting this in a few places mainly cause i don’t know exactly where to post it lol but also to get a broader range of people to try it
Murder at the Mod Club Chocolate House
The mid morning conversation at Mod Club Chocolate House tended toward the monotonous. On any given day, Steve would be [...]

My puppy showed us his new trick this morning. He can actually hop up on our kitchen table and drag stuff off. (this is one of those high tables….wiht bar stools) I found out because I sat my vitamins down and they dissapeared. I thought I was going nuts for a while……then he was [...]

My kitchen is currently 15′5″ long by 10′ wide. I am not planning for a kitchen table and plan on putting 4 or 5 bar stools around the island somehow. What I am wondering is if I have enough room to do something like this, and what kind of space I should allow for the [...]

I have 4 mahogany chairs that have a tag on the bottom that reads “Drexel Furniture Co. Morganton, NC” and a stamp that reads in part “Commonwealth of PA, Department of Labor and Industry, Registry No. 982.” I bought them from someone who bought them from someone else at an outdoor market sale, so [...]

Every day, 10 men go out for beer and the bill for all 10 comes to 0. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:
The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay . The sixth would pay . The seventh would [...]

I have two bar stools that are 48″ high. There’s one matching table that’s 42″’ high, and one that’s 36″ high. Which one would fit better height-wise?

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at [...]

I built a kitchen livingroom pass through 56″ x 30″ I was unsure of how wide to make the granite top i ordered to fit it. I want it as a bar in the kitchen to watch tv in the livingroom first I ordered it 56″ x 12″ but changed it [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at [...]

The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, “Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.”
So the Doberman says, “I love liver and cheese.” The Collie replies, “That’s not good enough.”
The [...]

I need several bar stools for a bar that is 41″ tall (i.e. the bottom ledge of the bar is 41″ from the ground). Does anyone have an idea of how tall my bar stools need to be?
I am trying to order some online and I have found many that are 30″ in [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.”
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at [...]