A man, tired from a long day at work walks into a bar and orders his favorite beer from the bartender. As he begins to relax he becomes aware that the music being played on the piano is the best he has ever heard! He looks over and sees the pianist, just a little man, [...]

Some people have tried to master the art of the “Pick Up” (like at bars)…but I’m thinking if a guy doesn’t have what it takes, he just doesn’t have what it takes. Am I right? Cuz two guys could both study all the books and know exactly what to say to get women to like [...]

There was this guy I met about a year ago at work. Things got pretty emotionally deep and flirty between us. Nothing ever happened sexually and he never seemed interested in hanging out with me outside of work. He never even friended me on Facebook. The day he left our workplace, I gave him my [...]

I’m a teen and I’m opening my own line of accessories to sell at craft fairs, online, etc. It’s like t-shirts, sweat jackets and sweat pants, rhinestone flip flips, jewelry etc. I am also selling customized bar stools, with like character themes. So I am wondering if I make say a “Hannah Montana” or a [...]

Our babies are old enough to move our chairs around and climb on top of the table, the kitchen counter, you name it. We were just laying them down after using them but now they are strong enough to lift them back up. We’d like to hang them from our dining walls (high up) like [...]

I need some ideas for my bedroom. It is 10X10X10 feet, with the ceiling slightly tapered. On the North wall has a 12″X34″ window, taller than wide. The East wall I have a slightly larger window, 24″X34″. On the South wall, in the middle, there is a door leading to the bathroom. And on the [...]

where can i find a 36″ bar stool fro under ?

I can’t even do one pull up. It’s pretty pathetic, but I have never work those muscles throughout my life. I am 6″3 and I weight 205, I want to eventually work up to at least 20 pull ups. I only have a standard pull up bar, with a step up stool.

He asks the bartender if he might be interested in hiring some musical entertainment and opens the case to reveal a tiny little man – just 12″ tall, and a minature piano and stool. The little man sits down at the piano and announces to everyone present that he will play any piece of music [...]

I bought a house (2900 SF) with an open floor plan design in the main living areas and a 450SF dance floor with a 14′ vaulted ceiling that adjoins the main living room.I installed 24 x 24 marble tiles in the dance area and also put in a Wurlitzer full sized commercial Juke Box and [...]

BAR STOOL Economics From the University of Georgia Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to 0 and If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The [...]

Ok so i know this is a little random but what episode of Sonny With a Chance is it where Chad Dylan Cooper is on his set sitting on a bar stool and he answers the phone and says “CDC what it do” Help please because this is going to bother me lol

I work at a bar and this past Wednesday the owner (who was intoxicated) came onto me twice after I closed down the bar for the night. I was in the middle of my paperwork when he told the manager (who happens to be his brother) that he can go. Upon his brother leaving he [...]

We had a sofa and 2 chairs custom made. They are beautiful but the backs are too tall for our home. We just realized it after they were delivered today. They are upholstered, NOT slipcovered. Can the backs be cut about 4″ and reupholstered?

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, [...]

I work at a bar and this past Wednesday the owner (who was intoxicated) came onto me twice after I closed down the bar for the night. I was in the middle of my paperwork when he told the manager (who happens to be his brother) that he can go. Upon his brother leaving he [...]

Rate my joke from 1-10. Here it is: Justin Bieber Walks into a bar, and asks to use a restroom. The bartender replies ‘over there young lady” in a serious tone. Being the “Genius” justin is, he walks cockily to the bar, and says “Exuse me?” in a tough guy voice. The bartender then says [...]

Is that normal? How old will he reach the adult size? What will be his weight when he becomes adult? I am going to neuter him soon. Will that add some pounds to his current weight? The previous owner told me he is a “purebred” but I really doubt it now! Also, most of Maltese [...]

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, [...]

would you prefer they…: save some face and pull themselves out from the CL to avoid ultimate humiliation OR have c.ronaldo, rooney, Ferdinand, and Tevez sit on and upside – down bar stool?? (ill even include the K-Y for ‘em.. or do they really need it? hm) NOte: you cant choose both… I want to [...]