A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]

Since I do not have Pylons, do you think I should use bar stools? What materials should I use to form the parking spot? And is it legal for me to practice in an open HUGE Parking lot? It is literally the size of 4 football fields, and typically there is no car there.?

At the end of a tiny deserted bar in New Orleans sat a huge black man. He was having a few beers, when a short, well dressed, and obviously gay man walked in and sat beside him. After three or four beers, the gay man got the courage to say a few words to the [...]

The WWE Chariman Vince McMahon is in Texas because RAW is in Texas for that week. In a bar somewhere, Vince is there and is talking crap about Texas’s own Stone Cold Steve Austin. Vince knows Stone Cold is nowhere to be found so he disses The Texas Rattlesnake despite other people there and the [...]

Lets say you’re sitting at the bar and some guido type comes over to chat you up and he even puts his hand on your thigh. Suddenly you bf comes over, tells him to f off. Guy refuses, your bf yanks him off the stool onto the ground, tells him to f off again, he [...]

Mercadies Blondes There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said,” You need to try harder. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!” The top 10 [...]

THIS IS A LITTLE LONG SORRY!!! IF U HAVE ANY JOKES PLX TYPE THEM OR GIVE ME A LINK WHERE I CAN FIND THEM. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions! ——————————————————————————– The [...]