giving my mom a 50th birthday party i have an idea of what i want the place to look like( my mothers house) kind of want an elegant night club look with the dime lights and bar stool and tables just wanted some ideas on the decor of the home its small condo event [...]

Okay, im at a major crossroad in my existance. This answer could prove futile to the realm in which i currently reside.
I watch tv, so I know how banana peels are supposed to work.
Ive put peels on the roads, no cars ever slip, they just crush my peels.
Ive put peels on the carpet, no [...]

me?
sitting on a stool at the kitchen bar, wearing my sisters blue t-shirt, and jeans, on my sister laptop. drinking flat coke, asking this question, playing Sims 2, entering a code on coke rewards with one headphone in from my mp3 player listening to Avril Lavigne waiting for my dad to call me back and [...]

Alright so we got rid of our kitchen table because it just took too much room in the kitchen and just didn’t look right.. The kitchen looks so much bigger! Anyways,
My mom and i want to convert the divider between the kitchen and dining room into like a snack bar (instead of using the dining [...]

my cat just blew chunks over two of my mom’s nice dining chairs.
these chairs contain some silk and are very nicely upholstered.
how do we remove the orange-ish brown stains from the chairs?
will oxy clean work?

Ok, so my parents and I just remodeled our kitchen and we needed some barstools. This is a problem because my Mom like nice comfy things and my Dad likes nice modern things. Finally they agreed to this bar stool from plummers ( http://www.plummers.com/?page=shop/flypage&page_back=shop/category_items&offset=0&product_id=1716&category_id=bb2982b66e1228bf3083d095b17d7a6d ) This thing is amazingly comfortable. You have no idea. Unfortunately [...]

Is it just badly bruised?
Ugh, please. It hurts so bad. :/
My sister hit me with a metal bar stool last Friday.
It’s all bruised up, but the bruises themselves don’t hurt. It’s around the bruises where it hurts.
I’m practically limping when I walk because it hurts so much to walk on. It hurts to bend it [...]

yesterday i was walking into me local resteraunt and as soon as I walked in the chairs started yelling me….so as any sane man would have i took one of the chairs and started taking its leg off and beating it with it, then later that same day i was in a bar and the [...]

My mom wants to know.