A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before [...]

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before [...]

A blind man walks into a bar, makes his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender. “Hey, You wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]

A man walks into a bar with a dog. The bartender says, “You can’t bring that dog in here.” “You don’t understand,” says the man. “This is no regular dog, he can talk.” “Listen, pal,” says the bartender. “If that dog can talk, I’ll give you a hundred bucks.” The man puts the dog on [...]

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. “What`s in the bag?”, asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a [...]

A man walks into a bar, completly drunk and says to the bartender, “I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 5 stools away, not missing one little drop!” The bartender, seeing that the man is totally drunk decides to give it a go. The drunk man totally misses, peeing on [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]

Willys cynical thought for the day; Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got! A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.   “I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”   The man [...]

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. “What`s in the bag?”, asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a miniature grand piano, a small bench and a [...]

A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, “Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed.” The man says, “But this is a special dog — he talks!” “Yeah, right,” says the bartender. “Now get [...]

A man walks into a bar with a small dog under his arm and sits down at the counter, placing the dog on the stool next to him. The bartender says, “Sorry, pal. No dogs allowed.” The man says, “But this is a special dog — he talks!” “Yeah, right,” says the bartender. “Now get [...]

A man walks into a bar and orders a coke. The bartender tells him to fill’er up. The man is in a rush and he gulps the coke fast and leaves 5$. The Bartender washes the cup throughly and when the next man comes in, he orders a coke and the Bartender gives him the [...]

A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: “Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home.” The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles [...]

A sandwich walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Sorry we don’t serve food in here.” A dyslexic man walks into a bra. A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.” A drunk walks into a bar. “Ouch!” he [...]