A guy decides to bring his new blonde girlfriend to a football game. After the game is over, he asks her if she liked the game. She replies: “Oh it was great, I loved watching those men in tight clothes, but there is one thing I don’t understand.” “What did you not understand ?” And [...]

This is a long and strange story, but please read it all. My girlfriend was an exotic dancer, and one night while at work met a man. This man fell madly in love with her, as most men do, (she’s quite beautiful) and started showering her with attention, and gifts. He bought her all kinds [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]

sorry some are a little long, but well worth it! Diagnosis One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in [...]

A man walks into a bar. He sees a good looking, smartly dressed woman perched on a bar stool. He walks up behind her and says: “Hi there good looking, how’s it going?” She turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says: “Listen, I’ll screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my [...]