Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other blonde replies “I [...]

What do you call two f*gs in a sleeping bag? -Fruit roll up Whats the difference between a f*g and a freezer? -The freezer doesn’t fart when you pull your meat out How do you fit 4 f*gs on a bar stool? Flip it upside down ——————- Hope you like it If you have any [...]

I was at a gay bar last night telling jokes, and it got so crowded they didn’t have enough bar stools. THey had to flip them upside down and seat 4 guys to a stool. @ironman-that’s what he said Amazon.com Widgets

no one is telling jokes so I will tell one. A beligerant man at a bar bets his friend that he can piss into a beer mug on the bar from 5ft. away without spilling a drop. He does and his friend pays up, the bartender sees this and tells the man he’ll bet him [...]

I’m bi but I used to think I was gay and have been open about it the whole time and I think their hilarious. I have a personal belief that the best way to overcome prejudice is to poke fun at it and some of these jokes really are funny. What do you call 50 [...]

(from my years of field research!) Bar Truisms Alcohol does indeed lubricate, WD 40 served with cherries Bar room jokes are funny retold stories also score Stools have invisible names beware the one that says “Shorty” Barkeeps know your drink and unless you tip not your name Passion improves as evening wears and eyesight doubles [...]

Mercadies Blondes There were these 2 blondes standing outside in a parking lot next to there Mercadies vehicle.They were locked out so they were trying to get the door open with a close hanger. The 1st blonde said,” You need to try harder. It’s starting to rain and the top is down!” The top 10 [...]

THIS IS A LITTLE LONG SORRY 3 People in a Airplane- Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The second person took a bite out of a lemon and she thought it [...]

THIS IS A LITTLE LONG SORRY!!! IF U HAVE ANY JOKES PLX TYPE THEM OR GIVE ME A LINK WHERE I CAN FIND THEM. Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: The brunette – the blonde would have to stop for directions! ——————————————————————————– The [...]

Turn it upside down! http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v25/lostboys95/stool.jpg Yeah-it probably will get deleted, but if it does it just goes to prove that you can make up jokes about any other group or race, other than gays and blacks. That will get you deleted.

He was allways starting out the show sitting in a Bar stool type chair. Told a few jokes as he drank his Whiskey. The other wierd thing is that he was allways swiping “those little buggers” off his legs. If was kindof a joke.