Friday, February 19th, 2010 at
2:20 am
(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it)
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?”
The duck says, “Got any pickles?”
The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!”
The duck hops off the [...]
Monday, November 23rd, 2009 at
2:25 am
I sat down on the bar stool again, and grabbed my cell phone out of my pocket.
I dialed my dad’s number, and after the 3rd ring, I shut the phone. I wasn’t going to talk to my dad tonight. I was too much of a baby.
I walked out my house, and took a walk down [...]
Tuesday, October 20th, 2009 at
4:46 am
A fruit stand!!!!
I hope nobody gets offended, its just a joke, lol.
Sunday, October 18th, 2009 at
9:33 pm
You turn it upside down!
These are jokes and riddles about every type of subject and every type of person. Sorry If you can’t take a joke. Maybe you should go to another subject. I’ve seen worse on here.
Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009 at
9:33 am
This girl i work with i have know for 3 years, i have noticed something over that time and i want some outside opinions on what she wants
the first two weeks after we met she came to visit me 2 times the first week and 3 times the second in my work area( we work [...]
Tuesday, August 25th, 2009 at
2:30 pm
Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off [...]
Monday, August 24th, 2009 at
7:24 am
Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get [...]
Sunday, August 16th, 2009 at
10:52 am
He was allways starting out the show sitting in a Bar stool type chair. Told a few jokes as he drank his Whiskey. The other wierd thing is that he was allways swiping “those little buggers” off his legs. If was kindof a joke.
Wednesday, August 12th, 2009 at
9:49 am
Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off [...]