(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it)
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?”
The duck says, “Got any pickles?”
The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!”
The duck hops off the [...]

I sat down on the bar stool again, and grabbed my cell phone out of my pocket.
I dialed my dad’s number, and after the 3rd ring, I shut the phone. I wasn’t going to talk to my dad tonight. I was too much of a baby.
I walked out my house, and took a walk down [...]

A fruit stand!!!!
I hope nobody gets offended, its just a joke, lol.

You turn it upside down!
These are jokes and riddles about every type of subject and every type of person. Sorry If you can’t take a joke. Maybe you should go to another subject. I’ve seen worse on here.

This girl i work with i have know for 3 years, i have noticed something over that time and i want some outside opinions on what she wants
the first two weeks after we met she came to visit me 2 times the first week and 3 times the second in my work area( we work [...]

Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off [...]

Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get [...]

He was allways starting out the show sitting in a Bar stool type chair. Told a few jokes as he drank his Whiskey. The other wierd thing is that he was allways swiping “those little buggers” off his legs. If was kindof a joke.

Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!!
Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home.
The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink.
After the last drink he attempts to get off [...]