A blind man enters a lesbian bar by mistake. He finds > his way to a bar > stool and orders a drink. > > After sitting there for a while, he yells to the > bartender in a loud > voice, “Hey bartender, you wanna hear a dumb blonde > joke?”!!! > > The [...]

Three girls sat at a bar. One says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit my whole fist up there”, the other says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit two fists up there”. The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool. Did anyone else [...]

Three girls sat at a bar. One says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit my whole fist up there”, the other says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit two fists up there”. The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool. ^^ Don’t judge [...]

Rate my joke from 1-10. Here it is: Justin Bieber Walks into a bar, and asks to use a restroom. The bartender replies ‘over there young lady” in a serious tone. Being the “Genius” justin is, he walks cockily to the bar, and says “Exuse me?” in a tough guy voice. The bartender then says [...]

ok so im only 14 BUT…… i for some reason like guys who are almost too old for me…… and i know my boundaries so dont please dont go to that…… BUT i for some reason like these people that have grown up with me but they are way too old for me here they [...]

We have been together for less than a year but I am really embarrassed to even tell this story! You see.. My son died April 2009 he was 18 ~ I was devastated.. only been divorced for a year and a half and wasn’t ready to date when I met this man at a sports [...]

Bar stool- What Davey Crockett kept stepping in. That’s all the joke is and I don’t get it, please help!

After a few minutes, he calls the bartender over and says, “Bartender, I’ll bet you that I can chew on my right eye.” The bartender says, “Ok, let’s see you do it.” The man proceeds to pull his glass eye out of his right eye socket, and puts it in his mouth. After having another [...]

The first jumps up on the barstool and says “got corn?” the bartenders says . “we’re a bar.. we don’t have any corn.” The second jumps up on the barstool and says “got corn?” the bartender says “look you just heard me tell your friend we dont have any. what is this a joke?” The [...]

(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it) A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?” The duck says, “Got any pickles?” The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!” The [...]

I sat down on the bar stool again, and grabbed my cell phone out of my pocket. I dialed my dad’s number, and after the 3rd ring, I shut the phone. I wasn’t going to talk to my dad tonight. I was too much of a baby. I walked out my house, and took a [...]

A fruit stand!!!! I hope nobody gets offended, its just a joke, lol.

You turn it upside down! These are jokes and riddles about every type of subject and every type of person. Sorry If you can’t take a joke. Maybe you should go to another subject. I’ve seen worse on here.

This girl i work with i have know for 3 years, i have noticed something over that time and i want some outside opinions on what she wants the first two weeks after we met she came to visit me 2 times the first week and 3 times the second in my work area( we [...]

Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!! Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home. The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink. After the last drink he attempts to [...]

Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!! Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home. The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink. After the last drink he attempts to [...]

He was allways starting out the show sitting in a Bar stool type chair. Told a few jokes as he drank his Whiskey. The other wierd thing is that he was allways swiping “those little buggers” off his legs. If was kindof a joke.

Please don’t take offense to this joke, it has no malicious intent!! Blokes been drinking at a bar for hours, the barman turns to him and says that he has had too much and should go home. The bloke creates a big fuss and gets one more drink. After the last drink he attempts to [...]