Some people have tried to master the art of the “Pick Up” (like at bars)…but I’m thinking if a guy doesn’t have what it takes, he just doesn’t have what it takes. Am I right? Cuz two guys could both study all the books and know exactly what to say to get women to like [...]

Mom and dad. Natalie thought angrily. Of course. She took her hands and squeezed them together. It was a habit she did whenever she was angry, Words couldn’t express how upset she was. Specifically at her parents. If there was one thing she was good at, it was figuring things out and putting two-and-two together. [...]

This girl and I only started talking about a month ago. We’d seen each other around at a particular friend’s parties, but never actually talked until recently. Three weeks ago we talked for a few hours. Two weeks ago we were blackout drunk and leaning against each other while talking on a bar stool for [...]

I work at a bar and this past Wednesday the owner (who was intoxicated) came onto me twice after I closed down the bar for the night. I was in the middle of my paperwork when he told the manager (who happens to be his brother) that he can go. Upon his brother leaving he [...]

This girl and I only started talking about a month ago. We’d seen each other around at a particular friend’s parties, but never actually talked until recently. Three weeks ago we talked for a few hours. Two weeks ago we were blackout drunk and leaning against each other while talking on a bar stool for [...]

This girl and I only started talking about a month ago. We’d seen each other around at a particular friend’s parties, but never actually talked until recently. Three weeks ago we talked for a few hours. Two weeks ago we were blackout drunk and leaning against each other while talking on a bar stool for [...]

You’re at a nightclub. Girl 1: You spot girl one dancing on a table in a mini skirt and you see her laced thong. She’s already drunk and made out with the guy at the bar. She’s loud and dancing like a stripper using the bar stool as her pole. (She isn’t leaving with the [...]

Ok after work i go into this bar for a pint or two just to calm myself down. And recently they’ve hired this new bar maid who i think ‘likes’ me. She always stares at me, and even if i look at her for one second, which would say to most people “i know your [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman [...]

Ok after work i go into this bar for a pint or two just to calm myself down. And recently they’ve hired this new bar maid who i think ‘likes’ me. She always stares at me, and even if i look at her for one second, which would say to most people “i know your [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]

i went to this party and i was dancing with a bunch of girls and she was just chilling on a bar stool. so i went up to her and asked her to dance and we danced a few times into the night, i didnt get much time to talk to her cause i was [...]

Your wife (age 46) and you (age 45) are just finishing up dinner in a resturant, nothing fancy. Your mother calls, who just happens to be on her way to where you live and is from out of state. (You and your wife know that she is expected – just not what time). Your wife [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the [...]

A blind man wanders into an all *girls* biker bar by mistake. > > He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee > > After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you > wanna hear a blonde joke?” > > The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. > [...]

I am participating in the bar stool open (an event where you drink and play mini golf) and need a team name. I want it to be funny and unisex because it is a team a guys and girls.

I went to this club/bar tonight. B/4 I commence, you have to understand that I’m very shy. I am trying to hard to defeat this problem or disease. I got to the bar and sat in the stool. On 2 ocassions, a lady asked me if I could dance with her, I obliged. She appeared [...]

they just had a stuffed toy that talks and its a bartender in a boot. the game is like the bartender calls over 5 girls and they pound a pint of beer.but under the they bar stool is a boot that shoots up and hits the girls in the ass to scare them and they [...]

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]