Friday, June 3rd, 2011 at
7:45 pm
Some people have tried to master the art of the “Pick Up” (like at bars)…but I’m thinking if a guy doesn’t have what it takes, he just doesn’t have what it takes. Am I right? Cuz two guys could both study all the books and know exactly what to say to get women to like [...]
Monday, February 28th, 2011 at
7:00 pm
Mom and dad. Natalie thought angrily. Of course. She took her hands and squeezed them together. It was a habit she did whenever she was angry, Words couldn’t express how upset she was. Specifically at her parents. If there was one thing she was good at, it was figuring things out and putting two-and-two together. [...]
Wednesday, November 24th, 2010 at
6:47 am
This girl and I only started talking about a month ago. We’d seen each other around at a particular friend’s parties, but never actually talked until recently. Three weeks ago we talked for a few hours. Two weeks ago we were blackout drunk and leaning against each other while talking on a bar stool for [...]
Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010 at
2:57 am
I work at a bar and this past Wednesday the owner (who was intoxicated) came onto me twice after I closed down the bar for the night. I was in the middle of my paperwork when he told the manager (who happens to be his brother) that he can go. Upon his brother leaving he [...]
Monday, October 25th, 2010 at
10:09 pm
This girl and I only started talking about a month ago. We’d seen each other around at a particular friend’s parties, but never actually talked until recently. Three weeks ago we talked for a few hours. Two weeks ago we were blackout drunk and leaning against each other while talking on a bar stool for [...]
Sunday, October 3rd, 2010 at
5:22 pm
This girl and I only started talking about a month ago. We’d seen each other around at a particular friend’s parties, but never actually talked until recently. Three weeks ago we talked for a few hours. Two weeks ago we were blackout drunk and leaning against each other while talking on a bar stool for [...]
Saturday, September 18th, 2010 at
9:35 am
You’re at a nightclub. Girl 1: You spot girl one dancing on a table in a mini skirt and you see her laced thong. She’s already drunk and made out with the guy at the bar. She’s loud and dancing like a stripper using the bar stool as her pole. (She isn’t leaving with the [...]
Monday, September 13th, 2010 at
7:09 am
Ok after work i go into this bar for a pint or two just to calm myself down. And recently they’ve hired this new bar maid who i think ‘likes’ me. She always stares at me, and even if i look at her for one second, which would say to most people “i know your [...]
Thursday, August 19th, 2010 at
4:45 am
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep husky voice, the woman [...]
Tuesday, August 10th, 2010 at
7:11 pm
Ok after work i go into this bar for a pint or two just to calm myself down. And recently they’ve hired this new bar maid who i think ‘likes’ me. She always stares at me, and even if i look at her for one second, which would say to most people “i know your [...]
Friday, August 6th, 2010 at
11:58 pm
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]
Friday, July 16th, 2010 at
9:36 am
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]
Wednesday, July 7th, 2010 at
4:46 am
i went to this party and i was dancing with a bunch of girls and she was just chilling on a bar stool. so i went up to her and asked her to dance and we danced a few times into the night, i didnt get much time to talk to her cause i was [...]
Wednesday, June 23rd, 2010 at
9:34 am
Your wife (age 46) and you (age 45) are just finishing up dinner in a resturant, nothing fancy. Your mother calls, who just happens to be on her way to where you live and is from out of state. (You and your wife know that she is expected – just not what time). Your wife [...]
Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010 at
12:01 pm
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the [...]
Thursday, June 3rd, 2010 at
2:23 am
A blind man wanders into an all *girls* biker bar by mistake. > > He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee > > After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you > wanna hear a blonde joke?” > > The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. > [...]
Wednesday, April 21st, 2010 at
9:33 am
I am participating in the bar stool open (an event where you drink and play mini golf) and need a team name. I want it to be funny and unisex because it is a team a guys and girls.
Monday, March 1st, 2010 at
4:44 pm
I went to this club/bar tonight. B/4 I commence, you have to understand that I’m very shy. I am trying to hard to defeat this problem or disease. I got to the bar and sat in the stool. On 2 ocassions, a lady asked me if I could dance with her, I obliged. She appeared [...]
Thursday, January 7th, 2010 at
11:56 pm
they just had a stuffed toy that talks and its a bartender in a boot. the game is like the bartender calls over 5 girls and they pound a pint of beer.but under the they bar stool is a boot that shoots up and hits the girls in the ass to scare them and they [...]
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 at
5:19 am
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]