Three girls sat at a bar. One says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit my whole fist up there”, the other says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit two fists up there”. The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool. Did anyone else [...]

I showed him a funny joke I found, “Three girls sat at a bar. One boasts she’s had sex so many times she can fit her whole fist up there, the other says she can fit two fists up there. The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool.” He [...]

I showed him a funny joke I found, “Three girls sat at a bar. One boasts she’s had sex so many times she can fit her whole fist up there, the other says she can fit two fists up there. The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool.” He [...]

Three girls sat at a bar. One says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit my whole fist up there”, the other says “I’ve had sex so many times I can fit two fists up there”. The other girl just sits there smiling as she slowly slides down the bar-stool. ^^ Don’t judge [...]

Kent was a strange person, people in town said. I always thought otherwise. You could see that he was always thinkin’ somethin. He was a quiet man, but when he fought, it was hard. I only seen him fight once. He lived off on his family’s land just outside of town. His family was all [...]

I watched it last year late night on VH1′s music video thing more than once. So the guy enters a bar with a sheep on the door, he goes and sits down, does something and a row of guys sitting on the stools do the same thing. He goes and sits in a finer type [...]

(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it) A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?” The duck says, “Got any pickles?” The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!” The [...]

Okay: A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter. “Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!” the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink. [...]