I watched it last year late night on VH1’s music video thing more than once.
So the guy enters a bar with a sheep on the door, he goes and sits down, does something and a row of guys sitting on the stools do the same thing. He goes and sits in a finer type [...]

(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it)
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?”
The duck says, “Got any pickles?”
The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!”
The duck hops off the [...]

Okay:
A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter.
“Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!”
the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink.
“And leave the bottle!”
the [...]