I like absurd,surreal humor,so I tried writing something in that style.This is the second story I’ve written so far… The Experiment I was sitting there,minding my own business,and then the door opened.Unusually the other drunks didn’t bother to look,they remained sitting on their red stools,minding their own business,all of this happening as their elbows rested [...]

Okay: A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter. “Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!” the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink. [...]