A man walks into a bar, completly drunk and says to the bartender, “I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 5 stools away, not missing one little drop!”
The bartender, seeing that the man is totally drunk decides to give it a go.
The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, [...]

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A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter.
“Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!”
the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink.
“And leave the bottle!”
the [...]