sorry some are a little long, but well worth it! Diagnosis One day, Pete complained to his friend, “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a doctor.” His friend said, “Don’t do that. There’s a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. Simply put in [...]

Willys cynical thought for the day; Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got! A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.   “I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”   The man [...]