A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”
The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so [...]

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up.
“What`s in the bag?”, asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a miniature grand piano, a small bench and a [...]