Siamese twins walk into a pub and park on a bar stool. “Don’t mind us,” one says. “I’m John, he’s Jim. We’re joined at the hip.” The barman starts making conversation. “Been on holiday yet, boys?” “Off to England next month,” says John “We go to England every year, rent a car, drive for miles.” [...]

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. “What`s in the bag?”, asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a baby grand piano, a small bench and a [...]

A woman goes into a bar and starts ordering Budweisers. She drinks them all night long, and by closing time, she is really hammered. Then she proposes having sex with every guy still left in the bar. She goes in the back room and takes care of all of them. The next day, she shows [...]

A man walks into a bar looking disappointed and carrying a black bag over one shoulder. He sits down at the bar. The bartender walks up. “What`s in the bag?”, asks the bartender. The man puts the bag on the bar, reaches in and pulls out a miniature grand piano, a small bench and a [...]