Thursday, March 4th, 2010 at
7:09 pm
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is [...]
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 at
11:59 pm
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me [...]
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 at
5:19 am
A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before [...]
Wednesday, January 6th, 2010 at
5:19 am
A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,”Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]
Thursday, December 24th, 2009 at
9:42 pm
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar
stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him [...]
Monday, December 7th, 2009 at
9:49 pm
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it [...]
Thursday, December 3rd, 2009 at
7:09 pm
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, [...]
Saturday, November 21st, 2009 at
12:04 am
MAN IN A BIKER BAR
A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky
voice, the woman next [...]
Tuesday, September 29th, 2009 at
2:36 am
Death is smoking my cigars…
…and…..
The piano has been drinking
My necktie’s asleep
The combo went back to New York, and left me all alone
The jukebox has to take a leak
Have you noticed that the carpet needs a haircut?
And the spotlight looks just like a prison break
And the telephone’s out of cigarettes
As usual the balcony’s on [...]
Thursday, September 17th, 2009 at
2:24 am
A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a
drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is [...]