I work at a restaurant with a bar that doesnt get too rowdy or busy and really the only people who sit there are our regulars. Well, three of our bartenders just quit/ got fired and my management decided to throw me back there for tomorrow because I learn really quick and im good with [...]

Stages of Drunkeness 0 – Stone cold sober. Brain as sharp as an army bayonet. 1 – Still sober. Pleasure senses activated. Feeling of well-being. 2 – Lager warming up head. Pretzles are ordered. Barmaid complimented on choice of blouse. 3 – Crossword in newspaper is filled in. After a while blanks are filled with [...]

My roommate (and best friend)’s dog is eating me out of underwear and home. Clean, dirty, put up, put down, it doesn’t matter. I just found my last pair of blue jean shorts with the entire crotch gone. I just bought 5 brand new pairs of panties and one of them is already ruined. I [...]

The first jumps up on the barstool and says “got corn?” the bartenders says . “we’re a bar.. we don’t have any corn.” The second jumps up on the barstool and says “got corn?” the bartender says “look you just heard me tell your friend we dont have any. what is this a joke?” The [...]

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Okay: A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter. “Oi! Barkeep! One bottle ‘o yer finest irish whiskey!” the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink. [...]

I work at a restaurant and there is no required tip pool.The manager just requires us to tip out the bartenders, buss boys, and host. At the end of the night before we clock out we have to declare tips, I usually only declare what I made in credit card tips not cash. Is there [...]