Friday, October 22nd, 2010 at
3:13 pm
Rate my joke from 1-10. Here it is: Justin Bieber Walks into a bar, and asks to use a restroom. The bartender replies ‘over there young lady” in a serious tone. Being the “Genius” justin is, he walks cockily to the bar, and says “Exuse me?” in a tough guy voice. The bartender then says [...]
Thursday, October 21st, 2010 at
5:23 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender IS blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall blonde, 200 lb black belt. The guy [...]
Tuesday, October 19th, 2010 at
2:57 pm
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
Sunday, October 17th, 2010 at
5:22 am
Are You Really Sure? A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. [...]
Saturday, October 16th, 2010 at
7:46 am
artrifical intellegence. Another blonde joke Are You Really Sure? A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ [...]
Friday, October 15th, 2010 at
7:47 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me [...]
Thursday, October 14th, 2010 at
10:09 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
Wednesday, October 13th, 2010 at
7:45 am
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, [...]
Saturday, October 2nd, 2010 at
3:00 pm
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
Thursday, September 30th, 2010 at
3:00 pm
a blind man walk into a bar with his guide dog finds his way to a bar stool have a couple drinks and ask the bartender do he want to hear a blond joke the bartender give him a deep stair and does not reply the woman next to him say he;s blond and he’s [...]
Saturday, September 25th, 2010 at
9:33 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]
Saturday, September 25th, 2010 at
7:10 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]
Friday, September 24th, 2010 at
11:57 am
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course, became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what hole he was playing. “I’m on the [...]
Friday, September 24th, 2010 at
9:34 am
A guy was sitting in a bar, drinking away. Suddenly he says to the bartender, “I have to go home or the wife will be mad”. (at this point he was loaded drunk) He climbed down from the bar stool, and fell flat on his face. The man then said “I can’t walk and I [...]
Thursday, September 23rd, 2010 at
2:22 pm
a blind man walk into a bar with his guide dog finds his way to a bar stool have a couple drinks and ask the bartender do he want to hear a blond joke the bartender give him a deep stair and does not reply the woman next to him say he;s blond and he’s [...]
Monday, September 20th, 2010 at
2:22 pm
there is a blonde, a brunette and a red head in a grade three class room… Which one is the cutest? ……the blonde because shes eighteen A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy [...]
Monday, September 20th, 2010 at
9:36 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutelyquiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, 200 [...]
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
12:02 pm
A blind guy’s mistake A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and [...]
Thursday, September 16th, 2010 at
9:35 am
A blind guy’s mistake A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and [...]
Tuesday, September 14th, 2010 at
11:57 am
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Hey! Wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” “The bartender is blond, the bouncer is blond, and I’m a 6′ tall, [...]