“Another drink please!” Mildred Allard said tapping his foot against the bar stool. Mildred looked around feeling adamant, waiting for his thirst quencher to arrive. The bartender swooped in through the flip door, and handed Mildered a glass of booze when he came in arms reach.”Thank you miss!” Mildred sipped a few from his glass [...]
A man, while playing on the front nine of a complicated golf course became confused as to where he was on the course. Looking around, he saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her if she knew what Hole he was playing. ‘I’m on the [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
Are You Really Sure? A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
okay, i lied, here are a couple of blonde jokes. Enjoy! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said “You know – it’s blondes like that that give us a bad name!” To this, the other blonde replies “I [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to [...]
A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner. The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn’t serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black. The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, [...]
A blind man on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the man next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The man sitting next [...]
Please read my story for school. The first paragraph is the main idea of the story. The second is is part of my story, which I need help on. It needs to be descriptive…and well I’m not good at descriptive stories. Please help. Any ideas are welcomed The Scarecrow Luke recently broke up with his [...]
This is a very VERY rough draft. Could you please give me a couple pointers or ideas? Is the idea any good? (I’m a first time horror writer. It’s for school) Main Idea: Luke Mattais is guy in his 27. He recently broke up with his long -time girlfriend and lost his job. Nothing is [...]
How can I make my story more original? Main Idea: Luke recently broke up with his long -time girlfriend and lost his job. He’s really unhappy and life isn’t going as planned. He goes to a bar in self-pity. Wasted and longing for a friend to tell all his issues to, he starts talking to [...]
This is a very VERY rough draft. Could you please give me a couple pointers or ideas? Is the idea any good? (I’m a first time horror writer. It’s for school) Main Idea: Luke Mattais is guy in his 27. He recently broke up with his long -time girlfriend and lost his job. Nothing is [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?” In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.” Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next [...]
“Another drink please!” Mildred Allard said tapping his foot against the bar stool. Mildred looked around feeling adamant, waiting for his thirst quencher to arrive. The bartender swooped in through the flip door, and handed Mildered a glass of booze when he came in arms reach.”Thank you miss!” Mildred sipped a few from his glass [...]
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