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		<title>what&#039;s the name of the bar that the bar stools move down very slow?</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 02:25:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[not all of them do it, and the bartender has control of them.]]></description>
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		<title>Can anyone explain me Penny&#039;s (The Big Bang Theory) joke when she&#039;s jealous of the new girl in the department?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Dec 2011 00:00:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It goes like this: There is a man who goes to a bar and orders an ice cream for himself, and an ice cream for the empty stool besides him. This goes on for many days until the bartender asks "Why do you keep buying an ice cream to the empty stool net to you?" [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A lebanese guy is in a bar with a bunch of his friends&#8230;.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Oct 2011 00:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,&#8221; I&#8217;d like to make a bet with you.&#8221; The bartender replies, &#8221;Sure I&#8217;m in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender refused to serve me after he found out I was pregnant?! Is this discrimination?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Sep 2011 09:22:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was last night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender refused to serve me after he found out I was pregnant?! Is this discrimination?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Sep 2011 04:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was last night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The little musician in a bar?</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Jul 2011 14:10:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man, tired from a long day at work walks into a bar and orders his favorite beer from the bartender. As he begins to relax he becomes aware that the music being played on the piano is the best he has ever heard! He looks over and sees the pianist, just a little man, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Critique my flash back in my story? 10 points.?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 28 May 2011 14:09:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The main protagonist is having a flash back of a woman that he used to love&#8230;it&#8217;s not finished yet, but I just wanted to see what you guys thought about it. &#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;&#8212;- Italics &#8211; I loved that woman, Beatrice Strauss, but I also had a deep hatred for her at the same time. She was [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender refused to serve me after he found out I was pregnant?! Is this discrimination?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Feb 2011 16:34:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bartender refused to serve me after he found out I was pregnant?! Is this discrimination?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Feb 2011 14:11:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What do you think of this story I&#039;ve written?(Its kind of long)?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Jan 2011 07:12:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I like absurd,surreal humor,so I tried writing something in that style.This is the second story I&#8217;ve written so far&#8230; The Experiment I was sitting there,minding my own business,and then the door opened.Unusually the other drunks didn&#8217;t bother to look,they remained sitting on their red stools,minding their own business,all of this happening as their elbows rested [...]]]></description>
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