A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, “What’ll it be buddy?”
The man says, “Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles.” The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so [...]

so there was this penguin
he walked into a bar and sat down on a stool. The bartender came over and the penguin said to him in a cute high pitched voice,
got any gwapes?
the man looked at him like he had four eyes and said, err… no. this is a bar!
so the penguin left
the next [...]

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is [...]

A woman goes into a bar and starts ordering Budweisers. She drinks them all night long, and by closing time, she is really hammered. Then she proposes having sex with every guy still left in the bar. She goes in the back room and takes care of all of them.
The next day, she shows up [...]

(this joke was about a penguin asking for chinese food and i’ve changed it)
A duck waddles into a bar and hops on a stool. The bartender, irritated, says, “What’ll you have?”
The duck says, “Got any pickles?”
The bartender spits and says “We don’t have pickles here, We serve drinks. Now get out!”
The duck hops off the [...]

Music video description:
Okay, so this dude is running away from something, or someone, you don’t know what, but he is. He gets to this door, and for some reason there’s a picture of an animal on it…he goes in, and he’s in a bar. He sits down on a bar stool, and the bartender isn’t [...]

A man walks into a bar, completly drunk and says to the bartender, “I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 5 stools away, not missing one little drop!”
The bartender, seeing that the man is totally drunk decides to give it a go.
The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, [...]

I was over last night at Glug A Lug bar ( pitchers) and in walks this babe. Oh, man. The ole domed bone is growing just looking at her. Then she starting talking to Mel the bartender. I could tell she was smart cause she didn’t use words like ain’t and s*** like that. [...]

when i looked down in the bar stool next to my friend i saw a leather binder with no i.d. in it of any kind inside of it was a bank envelope with 5,200.00 in it i gave it to the bartender then tried to see if we could find out who it belonged [...]

they just had a stuffed toy that talks and its a bartender in a boot.
the game is like the bartender calls over 5 girls and they pound a pint of beer.but under the they bar stool is a boot that shoots up and hits the girls in the ass to scare them and they [...]

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something.”
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me [...]

A blind man wanders into an all-girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna
hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before [...]

A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter,”Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar
stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him [...]

Pls star if worthy. Thx.
A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender politely informs the man that it appears he has already had plenty to [...]

Willys cynical thought for the day;
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got!
A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.  
“I’ll have a bourbon and Coke.”  
The man then turns [...]

Bartender points down the hall, says ” Since you’re a dog,help yourself. The toilet’s that way.”
Bada bim, bada boom!

A man walks into the front door of a bar. He is obviously drunk, and staggers up to the bar, seats himself on a stool and, with a belch, asks the bartender for a drink.
The bartender politely informs the man that it appears that he has already had plenty to drink, he could not be [...]

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it [...]

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, ‘Hey, you wanna hear
a blonde joke?’
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, [...]