not all of them do it, and the bartender has control of them.

It goes like this: There is a man who goes to a bar and orders an ice cream for himself, and an ice cream for the empty stool besides him. This goes on for many days until the bartender asks “Why do you keep buying an ice cream to the empty stool net to you?” [...]

After a while of shooting pool and drinking, he whispers something to his friends. A few minutes later he walks over to the bartender and asks for a shot of tequila. After he takes the shot he says to the bartender,” I’d like to make a bet with you.” The bartender replies, ”Sure I’m in [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was last night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was last night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

A man, tired from a long day at work walks into a bar and orders his favorite beer from the bartender. As he begins to relax he becomes aware that the music being played on the piano is the best he has ever heard! He looks over and sees the pianist, just a little man, [...]

The main protagonist is having a flash back of a woman that he used to love…it’s not finished yet, but I just wanted to see what you guys thought about it. —————————————————————- Italics – I loved that woman, Beatrice Strauss, but I also had a deep hatred for her at the same time. She was [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

I like absurd,surreal humor,so I tried writing something in that style.This is the second story I’ve written so far… The Experiment I was sitting there,minding my own business,and then the door opened.Unusually the other drunks didn’t bother to look,they remained sitting on their red stools,minding their own business,all of this happening as their elbows rested [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

> A man, while playing on the front nine of a > complicated golf course > > > became confused as to where he was on the course. > Looking around, he saw > a lady playing ahead of him. > > He walked up to her, explained his confusion and asked her > if [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was Saturday night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

I’m getting married in a month and my bachelorette party was last night. It was super fun and I was pretty wasted with all my ladies and then I remembered that I had my ultrasound photos from the earlier in the week still in my purse. None of my friends knew about the pregnancy yet [...]

A cheerful truck driver pulled up at a roadside cafe in the middle of the night for a dinner stop. Halfway through his meal, three wild- looking motorcyclists roared up–bearded, leather-jacketed, filthy. For no reason at all, the selected the truck driver as a target. One poured pepper over his head, another stole his apple [...]

He asks the bartender if he might be interested in hiring some musical entertainment and opens the case to reveal a tiny little man – just 12″ tall, and a minature piano and stool. The little man sits down at the piano and announces to everyone present that he will play any piece of music [...]

hopped up on to the stool looked at the bartender and said “I want to know who shot my paw” shot my paw!!!! Sorry, that was a bad one!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! For those of you that don’t get it, it was a 3 legged dog!

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming. “What’s all the screaming [...]

she goes to the bartender an orders a drink, gets her drink an sits on a stool an she falls straight to the floor what happend? i cant tell u all but she sat on the stool ok shes just a little too loose down there..get it