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		<title>what crime should the defendant be charged with?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 14 Nov 2010 02:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[On June 8, 2009, james and leonard met at a local tavern for a drink. James and leonard worked for Enterprises, LLC. James and leonard competed for higher position. James received the promotion, which left leonard bitter because he felt James cheated. James invited leonard out for a drink as a peace offering. After several [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Americans in England Joke&#8230;.?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Siamese twins walk into a pub and park on a bar stool. "Don&#8217;t mind us," one says. "I&#8217;m John, he&#8217;s Jim. We&#8217;re joined at the hip." The barman starts making conversation. "Been on holiday yet, boys?" "Off to England next month," says John "We go to England every year, rent a car, drive for miles." [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How about a &quot;redneck joke&quot; ? What gives ?</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Jul 2010 21:22:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The bartender was washing his glasses, when an elderly Irishman came in. With great difficulty, the Irishman hoisted his bad leg over the bar stool, pulled himself up painfully and asked for a sip of Irish whiskey. The Irishman looked down the bar and said, "Is that Jesus down there?" The bartender nodded, so the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>How do you get three BP executives and Joe Barton on a barstool?</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Jun 2010 19:02:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Have one exec at a boat race, the second on his personal yacht, the third testifying at Congress for the oil spill and Joe Barton himself sitting on the stool at a local bar&#8211;profusely apologizing to the barkeep&#8217;s bouncer for "shaking him down". :0)]]></description>
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		<title>Two drunken irishmen, funny joke?</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Okay: A bartender stood at his bar, cleaning the top when a deathly drunk man walks in. He plops down on one of the stools and bangs his fist on the counter. "Oi! Barkeep! One bottle &#8216;o yer finest irish whiskey!" the bartender goes and gets the whiskey and a glass and pours a drink. [...]]]></description>
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