Survey: The other day in a bar after hours, my musician friends and I…?
Tuesday, November 17th, 2009 at
2:24 am
…got drunk, and in a contest of endurance machismo, stood up on the bar stools, poured cognac on our bowls and spoons, and lit them on fire…so my question is…
…Would Aloe Vera Gel be the best thing to rub on to soothe the burns?
(Side note: That’s one way to "trim the pubes…")
Tagged with: aloe vera gel • bar stools • bowls • burns • cognac • endurance • pubes • spoons
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LMFAO
Playing Moses on the mountain, the burning bush and tree reenactment?
No, the best pain relief for burns is Silver Sulfadiazine Cream.
taco juice is best
Yep! Just don’t rub it too hard. But then…. people with machoism shouldn’t be feeling any pain. What the heck did you have in your bowls? OMG! I just got it!
Use ice……you poor thing…….hahaha!!!!!!!!
Wrap it in a cold wet rag. Nothing warm, no, no, no.!
Yes, you are correct; however, keep an eye on those burns and seek medical advice. OK? I am so trying not to laugh……lol
try some lemon juice.
yeah it would work but hot sauce would be best!
Or live yoghurt
hot chicken!
yep!.
Rest, and no Drinking for a while….lol…!!
yes, aloe vera will work.
by the way, do you have any pictures of it? lol
i don’t think it’s much help…try tooth paste!!!!–it sounds gross but it works
A dose of stupid pills would help too.Aloe would be a good help it does heal burns.
I would try some soothing bath soaps that smell like citruss. everyone loves citrus
Yes…yes it would.
HEY have you ever tried aloe vera juice? The drinking kind? it’s super good…
STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!!!
you’re killing me lol lol lol rofl lmao lmao
oh my stomache hurts!!!!!!!
my side hurts,i need to go change my clothes because i’ve peed my pants from laughing so hard.
but thanks i needed that,my day has truly been a beast.
Oh sweetie….you are really out there…..someone needs to reel you in…..protect you from yourself……I’ll send some positive energy your way…..but I can tell…..that won’t be enough….
Even better than Aloe Vera Gel is Essential Oil of Lavender…..and it can be applied without dilution….better yet….mix the oil into the Aloe…..and a bit of Tea Tree Oil….also undiluted to prevent infection…..Honestly Pocket Man……is it really that much FUN?!!
Personally, I prefer to warm, swirl, sip and savor the Cognac….Hennessey…..
Try jalapenos and cheese in a can. It has an interesting effect… especially if you’re the only one using AV gel while you switch bottles on your friends.
If you want to get rid of the pain, I recomend lidocaine gel, for the possibility of infection… Hibiclense and to stimulate the skin to heal, aloe vera.
There is nothing wrong with just using aloe, but, I know that the other 2 worked on my piercings, sunburns, cooking burns (what I get for cooking bacon naked, thought I could prevent that, oh well) the other two are very wonderful items aswell. And the hibiclense is antimicrobial so it will prevent more than bacterial infection.
eeeeeewwwwwwww tomato is good.. lol.. I so wish I was there.. freakin funny as./
I don’t even want to think about what that would be like,omg.:0
*raises hand whilst jumping up and down*
I’ll rub it on you Pocket Boy!
i’ll need to see the effected area to be sure you don’t need something stronger then aloe vera… maybe some burn cream, and pain pills are needed… don’t worry i play doctor all the time, i’m a cereal box licensed professional…