SmileyCat's jokin around hour..Blind guy on a barstool! Ready?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2", weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5" pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
hahaha! Well? Did you hahaha too? Best comment scores the big SmileyCat Points!!
Tagged with: bar stool • bartender • black belt • blind guy • blonde joke • bouncer • fella • hahaha • hushed voice • nah • rugby player
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Ah ! I see said the Blind man as he hit me with his cane !!!!!!!
this is better than your last one… but i couldnt smile as i read this twice yesterday… on here
lol… they need personal attention I guess
i will remember that one…………. i am Blondie and ……………i love 2 tell & hear them…………i thought he was going to have to tell it to me again…..
yes ha ha ha ha, i say i don’t give a crap about the big dumb blonde’s, I am the blind fury :^) and you all are mincemeat~~~and spam~~~ yaahe swish swish swish, chop chop.
te-he i wouldn’t want to explain it 5 times either lol check ya later ♥