Should bar stools have seat belts?
Friday, February 12th, 2010 at
2:22 pm
seriously, i stood up and that’s all i remember. another bar stool attack i suspect
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heck yeah and they should have a toilet
you should stay off the alcohol.
Haha yes they should and they should have pillows around the legs of the chair just incase you slip out of the belt
you are right
No. you just need to stay there and DRINK.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpuhff7IOmU&feature=related
After your third beer you should buckle up.
That would be fine…
LOL! No, just drop n’ roll. A seat belt is just another obstacle and one doesn’t need the added frustration of trying to get out of THAT…
Most def.
Yeah!
That, and someone who can prop us up so we can stay seated there till we pass out, without getting a concussion.
I have been begging for this. Bars stools with seat belts. Ingenious.
Please folks, contact your local senator and make this happen. We cant have more attacks! Think of the children…errr….yeah.
ya
Yes.
Hmm… I don’t think seat belts on bar stools would be a very good idea.
Can you imagine how that would look? A drunken man and/or woman would always be stumbling around the bar flailing their arms erratically, faces twisted in sheer terror because their bar stool just wouldn’t let go…
Yeah, I admit, it’s good for a laugh at first. But they’d eventually end up on the floor and a lot of people would get hurt.
Think of the repercussions:
A person ends up in the Emergency Room. They have a broken finger and a concussion from the whole experience. So, they sue the bar owner for medical bills and ‘mental anguish’. The bar owner then has to shut the place down because of the extremely biased settlement. Who knew the judges husband was an alcoholic?
There goes one bar, and some guy makes a few bucks. But no, that’s not enough.
There would be more lawsuits. Advocacy groups would form. There would be protests. More people would get hurt. Families could potentially be ripped apart. Policies would change. Bars would begin shutting down–unable to keep up with the ridiculous demands of new regulations. Things would keep escalating until there were talks of alcohol bans…
And all of that because of two strips of fabric and a chunk of metal attached to a stool…
Yes, & E brakes!