I go from bar stool to bar stool in a singles bar trying to get lucky, but I never find any gum under them.?
Sunday, October 25th, 2009 at
9:35 pm
Am I doing this right?
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Hubba Bubba! That’s disgusting! I ought to smack you or at least give you a good chewing out. Life may seem Carefree now but just wait until you get a Big Red throat from the germs in that used gum. I hate to burst your bubble, but nothing is Freedent in this world. Go on and Wrigley your way down to the corner store and buy your own pack of gum….it won’t put much of a Dentyne your pocket.
Check the back of their pants after they get up to leave.
Naw, i told you, you gotta look under the tables first!!! People gotta put their gum there before they eat….
No, you have to look under the bar itself.
check the bar not the stools
ahh thats okay. you know, under the bar table there is more gum!
No, you have to be there before the ‘barflies’ get them. You come in before happy hour and It will give you a better chance to scope out the place. Just before then the kiddies go home with Mom and Dad, you just have to time it right. Just watch them Barflies, though. I hear they are a mean bunch when you encroach on their territory.
i find the best way to get lucky is by making ladies’ jaws drop… and that’s when you take their gum.