Girls Biker Bar?

A blind man wanders into an all girls biker bar by mistake. He finds his
way to a bar
stool and orders some coffee. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the waiter, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bar immediately falls
absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
"Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given that you are
blind — that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6 foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. Now, think
about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, "No,
not if I’m gonna
have to explain it five times."

Tagged with: bar stool • bartender • baseball bat • black belt • blind man • blonde girl • blonde joke • blonde woman • bouncer • coffee • girls • husky voice • karate • mistake • professional wrestler • waiter • weightlifter

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