Do you know any Bar room Truisms that you can add?
Friday, February 5th, 2010 at
7:11 pm
(from my years of field research!)
Bar Truisms
Alcohol does indeed lubricate,
WD 40 served with cherries
Bar room jokes are funny
retold stories also score
Stools have invisible names
beware the one that says “Shorty”
Barkeeps know your drink
and unless you tip not your name
Passion improves as evening wears
and eyesight doubles as you stare
The tip jar grows
as your wallet finds a home
And don’t forget when you leave
Mr. Policeman awaits to tail
Tagged with: alcohol • cherries • eyesight • jokes • mr policeman • passion • score • stools • tip jar • wallet
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one, I’m a lady
two, at the most
three I’m under the table
four….I’m not going there! Hee
The night I met my husband, he was wearing a tee shirt that said,
"Party till she’s cute."
Nuff said!
ma
Why do they all get better looking at closing time?
Street Angel, Home Devil.
Instant @$$ hole , just add alcohol.
Dont i mean do not get up to pee unless you arent drunk already.You will need help..
No I don’t.
It seemed like a good idea at the time.
One drink too many
is two drinks more than you should have had
Never call a lady bartender-Baby,Cutie,Gorgeous, she will ignore you every time.If she is good enough bartender to remember your drink, then you better remember her name.
"Never chase "Rattle Snakes" with ice water unless you’re already home"
After a several shots of whiskey every song that comes on the jukebox becomes "MY SONG!"
I can’t give you one for the road
But I can give you one for your Baby.