blonde jokes?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2", weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5" pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
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hAHA Here is a Blonde riddle
How do you kill a blonde???
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Put a scratch-n-sniff on the floor of the pool!! Haha do you get it?When she swims down she scratches it and when she goes to sniff it water gets in her nose and she drowns.
i’m a natural blonde, but i still think blonde jokes are hilarious. thanks for that one, it was funny!!
haha… that’s funny!!
LMAO!!!
chuckle chuckle great..
wow never heard that one before
very funny
lol good one
LMAO good one