Blind, Blonde and a Bar. Is the a BETTER combination?
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I’m a 6′ tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2", weighs 225, and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5" pushing 300 and he’s a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."
Tagged with: bar stool • bartender • black belt • blind guy • blonde joke • bouncer • fella • hushed voice • nah • rugby player
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!! omg that make me laugh so hard… and def. made my day better ! thanks! u brightened my snow filled day!
llol
cool did the guy get beat up.
hahahaha
that was awesome
i like
i’ll have to spread it around
thanks
HA thats cute!!
lol thats grreat
hahahaha. i love that jokee
I don’t get it………..
Just kidding I’m a brunette.