A man is in a bar and falling off his stool every couple of minutes. He is obviously drunk. So the bartender says to another man in the bar: "Why don’t you be a good Samaritan and take him home."
The man takes the drunk out the door and to his car and he stumbles at least ten times. They drive along and the drunk points out his house to the man. He stops the car and the drunk stumbles up the steps to his house with the man.
The drunk’s wife greets them at the door: "Why thank you for bringing him home for me, but where’s his wheel chair?"A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar. As he finishes with each group of people, they all get up and leave and go stand outside the window, looking in. Finally, the bar is empty except for this guy and the bartender. The man walks up to the counter, and says to the bartender, "I bet you ,000 that I can spray beer from my mouth into a shot glass from thirty feet away, and not get
any outside the glass."
The bartender thinks that this guy is a nutcase, but he wants his ,000, so he agrees. The bartender gets out a shot glass, paces off thirty feet, and the contest begins. The man sprays beer all over the bar. He doesn’t even touch the shot glass. When he finishes, the bartender looks at him and says, "Well, I guess you owe me ,000, huh?"
The man answers, "Yeah, but I bet all of those people outside the window 0 a piece that I could come in here and spray beer all over the bar."


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