bar joke???
A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender looks at him and says, "What’ll it be buddy?"
The man says, "Set me up with seven whiskey shots and make them doubles." The bartender does this and watches the man slug one down, then the next, then the next, and so on until all seven are gone almost as quickly as they were served. Staring in disbelief, the bartender asks why he’s doing all this drinking.
"You’d drink them this fast too if you had what I have."
The bartender hastily asks, "What do you have pal?"
The man quickly replies, "I have a dollar."
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haha im cracking up, good one hahahahhahahah
Snark! hahahahahah.. run buddy run! hahahahahaa
Haha.
Do you want a cookie?
Good one
And another…
A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order."
The drunkard immediately responded, "Thank you, your honor, I’ll have a scotch and soda."
bahahaahahahaha
i loves it,
very,
very
VERY.
much.
but it didnt make me rofl.. who rofls reeeaallly
like as they write rofl are they really rolling around on the floor laughing??i dont thinkso mister.
Haha nice!