A man walks into a bar & puts his dog on a stool…?
Willys cynical thought for the day;
Sex appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what freaking people think you’ve got!
A man walks into a bar with his dog and puts the dog on a barstool. The bartender asks the man what he wants to drink.
"I’ll have a bourbon and Coke."
The man then turns to his dog and asks, "What are you going to have, Rover?"
"I’ll have a Scotch and soda–light on the soda," says Rover.
The bartender is skeptical about the dog talking. "Come on," he says, "that dog can’t talk — you’re a ventriloquist!"
"No, Rover can really talk. While I am in the restroom, you can have a conversation with him yourself, but don’t let him out of your sight. He is a very valuable dog."
The man goes to the restroom. When he returns, the dog is gone.
"Hey, where’s my dog? I told you not to let him out of your sight."
"Aw, I didn’t believe that Rover could talk, so I gave him a quarter and sent him to the drug store to buy me a paper."
"Let’s go look for him," said the man.
The two went to the drugstore. No Rover. They walked up and down nearby alleys and streets, but stil no dog. Finally, they find Rover in an alley on top of another dog, pumping away.
Pointing his finger at Rover, the man says angrily, "How come you are doing this? You have never done this before!"
"It’s the first time I ever had any money."
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funny, how abt this one:
Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher
picked him to answer a question. "Johnny, if there were five birds sitting
on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?"
"None.", replied Johnny,"cause the rest would fly away."
"Well, the answer is four," said the teacher. "But I like the way you are
thinking."
Little Johnny said, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women
eating ice cream cones in a shop, one licking her cone, the second biting her
cone, and the third one sucking her cone, which one is married?
"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"
"No," said Little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger.
But I like the way you’re thinking!"
I’ve heard better.
That is absolutely hilarious!
lmao!!! That was funny! I hope you have a great day!!
Thats good. 7/10
Nice ink.