A man walks into a bar, completly drunk and says to the bartender, "I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 5 stools away, not missing one little drop!"

The bartender, seeing that the man is totally drunk decides to give it a go.

The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, the stools, even on the bartender, pretty much evrything EXCEPT the shot glass.The bartender is not mad that he’s soaked in this man’s pee, he just got 0!

He gives the bartender the 0 and leaves.

An hour later the same man comes back even drunkier and says the same thing,"I bet you 0 I can pee in a shot glass that’s 10 stools away, not missing one little drop!"

The bartender excepts, seeing that he’s going to get 0 this time, and that’s it’s even harder for the man to make it.

The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, the stools, even on the bartender, pretty much everything EXCEPT the shot glass. The bartender is not mad that he was just peed on, he just got 0!

The drunk man leaves, and after an hour he comes back. This time he is even WORSE, barely able to walk! "I bet you ,000 I can pee in a shotglass 30 stools away!"

The bartender quickly accepts, wanting to make even more money.

The drunk man totally misses, peeing on the bar, the stools, even on the bartender, pretty much everything EXCEPT the shot glass. The bartender is not mad that he was just peed on, he just got ,000!

Before the drunk man leaves the bartender asked him this questition, " Why did you keep coming back to bet again when you lost the first TWO times?"

"Well," said the drunk man, "You see that man sitting on the bench watching us? He said that he would give me ,000,000 if I could pee on you without you getting mad!"
If you guys like it….. then star it! YEA! :D lol
THX SO MUCH GUYS!!!


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