A blind man makes his way to a bar stool and orders a
drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to
the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"

The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very
deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before
you tell that joke, sir, I think it is only fair given
that you are blind that you should know five things:

The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot-tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a
black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a
professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional
wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still
wanna tell that joke?

The blind man thinks for a second shakes his head, and
mutters, "Nah not if I’m gonna have to explain it five
times."


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