A blind man enters a “Ladies Bar” by mistake.?

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair (given that you are blind) that you should know five things:
1.The bartender is a blonde girl.
2.The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3.I’m a 6 feet tall, 220 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4.The woman sitting next to me is blonde and is a professional weight lifter.
5.The lady to your right is a blonde and is a professional wrestler.
Now think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind man thinks for a second, shakes his head and declares, "Nah….Not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times."

Tagged with: bar stool • bartender • black belt • blind man • blonde girl • blonde joke • blonde woman • bouncer • husky voice • karate • nah • professional wrestler • weight lifter

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